Since joining the rest of the world* early Saturday morning, I now have:
- Electricity
- Internet
- Television Rights

And despite writings like this from my past, I do appreciate the world of sports. I do watch sports, I do participate* in sports, I do talk about sports with strangers*.

After a very productive morning of coaching recent A-List Best Improv Group in Austin winners Look Cookie, I went to Mellow Mushroom - a barely mediocre pizza place where the waitress handed me a remote control when I asked her if I could get a television set changed to a basketball game. FE*.

I’ve since landed at my new house where I sit behind my new desk. It is here that I will watch the first half of the Superbowl, charge my cell phone*, and take a shower*. It is from here that I will head to La Zona Rosa to see flavor-of-my-month Band of Horses.

*America, Always win, My friends, Fair Enough, I-Phone, Dump water on my head

UPDATE:My cell phone is charged, Band of Horses might have been the best concert I’ve ever seen, Date Movie is pretty terrible