It’s time to survive. Are you ready to survive? Let’s survive.

Show Notes
The show starts with a brief recap of last week, which is confusing because I already did that.

On the way home from voting Johnny Fairplay out of the game, Ozzy stops at Long John Silver’s and picks up a fish that the tribe is more than happy to cook. He doesn’t get any sides, though, which confuses Eliza who is a big fan of their Buttered Lobster Bites.

The old people in the Fans tribe are upset at the young people for concentrating on fire too much and the young people are upset because the old people are too busy “running their mouths.” Young people around the world (especially Micronesia) can relate.

The young people stand in a circle looking cool, hip, and young and wonder if they are really divided from the older people who are standing in a square somewhere looking old, gross, and tired.

Looking old pays off because the old people have someone managed to build a better shelter than the young people, even though their bones are more brittle, their skin hangs looser, and any moment now they are going to need a walker. The young forgive the old and everything is back to normal.

Ozzy and Amanda have sex in the tent while Jonathan and Cirie watch.

The only b-roll in this episode worth talking about was a shot of a crab, which I guess stood for something. I couldn’t figure it out.

The Challenge

Run out towards some big structure and then bash something then go underwater and get it then go back and then someone else do that same thing and then put together some sort of puzzle.

The Favorites win the challenge easily because they have more experience with Survivor than the fans, who are just fans of the shows and not past contestants.

Exile Island

Kathleen and Cirie are stuck at Exile Island where they look around for the hidden Immunity Idol. When the cameras are off they play video games and decorate/eat cake/cakes.

Tribal Council

Mary is the first victim of a Joel back stab. I predict there will be many more. Mikey B.’s jaw drops as Survivor reminds me of Prom 1999 - a lot less pretty than before but a little more interesting.