The sun rises and it’s time to survive!

Show Notes

John and Cirie are still fighting over some alliance breakup blah blah and some backstab nonsense. I don’t really understand what this has to do with being a survivor so I fast forward through this segment as well as the opening segment. I watch the cute commercial about that new Red Lobster restaurant.

When I come back, I watch fans catch a water-snake, Chet take a bath in the ocean and a giant turtle swim. Pretty exciting so far.

On the other side, Eliza is feeling sick, which is good for television. Everyone else talks about how worthless she is and how they should have voted her out the night before while she is sitting right in front of them.

Cut to Jeff Probst who is looking HOT!!!.

Reward Challenge

Jump in water, swim underneath, grab some rocks, put the rocks in something, and then unscramble the letters on the rocks to say a word. The winners get three pet chickens to love and make friends with.

Post challenge Ozzie and Kathleen are sent to Exile Island. Ozzie tricks Kathleen into doing work while he goes searching for the hidden immunity idol. Kathleen tricks Ozzie into thinking she’s doing work and takes a nap. Ozzie finds the idol and then makes a trick one to put in the place of the old one. Ozzie’s friends back home say something like “Ozzie’s crazy, he made a trick idol and put it in place of the real one.”

Immunity Challenge

Unlock something, lock something, get out of it, maneuver around something, and (surprise!) solve a puzzle.

Tribal Council

Mikey B. gets stabbed in the dadgum back by obviously-in-charge firefighter Joel. Next week the tribes mix it up!