Terp 2 it’s “highly” “anticipated” second “album” - “My wiener touches the Ceiling” will hit shelves October 1st, 2008, as announced last night at the Record Release Date Release Date party.

I’m hosting/judging an Air Guitar contest tonight at the Alamo Drafthouse downtown.
I’m judging a dance contest this Thursday at United States Art Authority.
I’m going to get grilled this Saturday night when my Mother and Father are the special storytelling guests at Stool Pigeon at the ColdTowne Theater.
I’m going to get judged in the Funniest Person in Austin contest this Tuesday at Cap City Comedy Club. Gulp.

Also; BIG IMPORTANT COMING SOON: The Terp 2 it album #2 Title Tournament!
Also again, MORE BIG IMPORTANT COMING SOONS!: New Terp 2 it video + New Studio8.net material!

When The Onion called me and asked me to book/promote a comedy show for them I said “uuuuuuuuugh” and then when they said “Wait! It will be free and we’ll even give away Dewars because Dewars wants to throw a party just like we do” I said “ooooooyyyyy” and then when they said “Okay, Terp - we’ll put two full page ads in our newspaper to promote the show and your face can be in the ad” I said, “FINE, JUST GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY.”

Behind the bit: I’m excited about this show, spread the word! Email austinpromo@theonion.com with DEWARS in the subject line and kaboom! you’re on the list.